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Christmas Greetings from the (c)old "Vaterland"

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My much older brother is getting on in years. When Mozart was his age, he'd been dead for forty-six years. (Did I tell you we were a closely-knit family? I didn't? Good! Because we weren't!)

Once a year his ice-and-snow-covered Christmas card informs me that he's cheated normal life expectancy by yet another year. And, of course, it's electronic which means I can't hang it up or stand it up. Which is just as well as I want no reminder of my own last ice-and-snow-covered Christmas.

I had returned to the (c)old "Vaterland" at the end of 1967 on completion of my two compulsory years as an assisted migrant in Australia. Having learned a new language and started a new career wasn't quite enough to keep body and soul together on the meagre wages I earned as an ANZ Bank officer.

I returned to the old country on the strength of a promise by the Deutsch-Südamerikanische Bank of employment in their head office in Hamburg and an eventual transfer to one of their many branches in South America. And so I started with the Banco Germánico de la América del Sud - as I preferred to call them so as to practice my recently acquired basic Spanish - at the Neuer Jungfernstieg 16 in Hamburg in the depth of the German winter.

I had taken a room in out-of-town Kiewitzmoor which I left when the sky was still pitchblack in the morning and to which I returned when the sky had turned pitchblack again at night. During my short lunchbreaks the sky would turn itself into a foggy grey and it was during one of those short lunchbreaks that two directors bailed me up as I leisurely descended the bank's marble steps.

Wasn't I an employee of their bank? Yes, I was! Well, then it was not for me to descend those marble steps but to use a humble sidedoor around the corner. Well, that was enough for this not-so-obsequious employee of theirs: I walked right back up those same marble stairs and tended my resignation.

Lemmings have a better plan than I had at the time. Somehow I managed to work for the rest of the German winter in the "Auslandsabteilung" of the Braunschweigische Landesbank in my hometown Braunschweig and then during summer as "Devisenhändler" (currency dealer) with the First National City Bank in Frankfurt which was conveniently close to Germany's major international airport for me to relocate to South West Africa before the onset of yet another winter - but that's a story for another day.

 


Silent night, holy night ...

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Left to right: our vivacious hostess Sharon; Padma; Johan; Angelica

 

Sharon's Christmas 'drinkies' were very convivial and animated and only turned silent when I brought in my button accordion to play 'Silent Night, Holy Night'. After the first verse everyone joined in. "Silent night, holy night. All is calm, all is bright."

We are back at "Riverbend" now with our guests, Johan and Angelica, and about to "sleep in heavenly peace".

P.S. ... and here is the story of Silent Night:

Click here to open the story in a separate window

 

Are you wondering why you received no Christmas presents?

Dogs' breakfast

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Padma at the centre of it all

 

Nelligen is Dog Haven and they all meet in Maisie's Lane. We walked across the bridge, which had been hit the night before by a drunk and speeding driver from Canberra, ...

He hit the rail and walked away to tell the tale

... to have a bite to eat at Ric's Café and introduce Johan and Angelica to the delights of Betty's Trash and Treaure.

left-to-right: Our guests Johan and Angelica; Betty and Padma

Betty sells bits and pieces for as little as 10 cents which is like saying, "We want you to have this as a gift from us but we don't want you to feel bad about it, so give us a coin you forgot you had."

Thank you, Betty! You're doing a wonderful job!

 

Another public service from "Riverbend"

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REMEMBER: Mobile Phone Numbers Go Public next month. All mobile phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls. YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS.

Below is a link where you can enter your phone numbers online to put an end to telemarketing calls:

www.donotcall.gov.au

Pass this on to as many people as you can!

 

Have you noticed how many Labrador owners have gone blind?

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Christmas is almost over again. I had asked Santa to bring me this year a big fat bank account and a slim body and not to mix them up as he had done in previous years.

Well, he's done it again, hasn't he? Still, I'm quite proud of having finished the jigsaw puzzle he gave me in just six hours. The box said 2-4 years!

For most of the time I have been looking after Joca, the 21-month-old female labrador pup belonging to our guests Johan and Angelica.

They're leaving tomorrow before she starts affecting my eyesight.

 

Johan and Angelica, we think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

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Good-bye, Johan and Angelica! We enjoyed your company and appreciate your friendship and hope we meet again one day. Have a safe trip back to Sydney and be good to each other and to Joca!

The "Riverbend" Team
Peter & Padma and Malty & Rover

 

It's been a hard day's night and I've been sleeping with the dogs

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I must admit I am not the most social person and I don't entertain much. In fact, the only people we ‘have over’ are the postman, the garbage collector and the meter reader. For the rest of the time, the front gate is firmly locked.

However, last night we had some good friends over for a quiet Mr-Bean Night, not so much to drink in the new year but to drink out the old.

It was very low-key which suited at least one guest who commented next day, "Thank you both so much for a wonderful New Year's Eve party, one of the best: good company, good conversation, plenty of laughs and home by 11.30! No slobbering kisses from sleazy strangers or husbands of friends ready to have one last squeeze before they embark on another year of marital bliss (?), or anti-climatic fire crackers and that horrid Auld Lang thingy...".

Phew! Just as well I had left my button accordion in the cupboard despite having practised all week to squeeze out Auld Lang Syne!

It's now 7 o'clock on the morning-after and I've just opened my left eye to look out on the river to see what sort of day it is. Brilliant sunshine! What a great start to a new day and a new year!

As soon as I've opened the other eye and woken up the dogs, the new year can begin. Let's see what it has in store for us! All I know about the future is that it will be different. "Everything will be alright in the end. So if it's not alright, it is not yet the end."

 


Happy New Year everybody!

Whatever gets you through the night

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"My" corner in my room at the Al-Harithy Hotel

 

The story of my life reads like a fairy tale - GRIMM! And there was no grimmer time than my years in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia! Being paid extremely well and living in a five-star hotel was small compensation for living in the world's largest sandbox.

The Four Pillars of Prohibition in Saudi Arabia are No Piss, No Pork, No Pornography and No Prostitution but it was the sheer loneliness of the place that reduced even the most hardened men to tears. Some of us resident expats would meet at lunchtime around the swimming pool of the Al-Harithy Hotel on Medina Road in Jeddah for a swim and a game of chess.

Then came the long night and the lack of entertainment and the lack of companionship until perhaps some time after midnight, just when one had conquered the insomnia, there was a hesitant tap on the door. Outside stood one of the expats one had met at the swimming pool at lunchtime, with a chess-board under his arm, asking in a timid voice, "Feel like a game of chess?"

FEEL LIKE A GAME OF CHESS??? AT 1 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING???

But, of course, one didn't say that. Instead, one switched on the coffee kettle, set up the chess-board, and made the appropriate moves. Literally! Because it wasn't about chess at all but about the choking isolation, or about a "Dear John" letter from home, or, worse, no letter at all.

And so one played the game because it might be one's turn next to stand outside someone's door and ask, "Feel like a game of chess?"

 

99% of real estate agents give the rest a bad name

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Click on image to access my private website www.thisisaprivatesale.com

 

So far, three bids for the parrot, none for the property, so I'm changing tack and listing with www.realprivate.com.au which gives me a listing on Australia's premier real estate site www.realestate.com.au.

As property owner, I cannot list directly on www.realestate.com.au but must go through a real estate agent who does little more than do the listing for me. If it comes to a sale, I then pay the agent several tens of thousands of dollars in commission.

www.realprivate.com.au are real estate agents who facilitate the listing on www.realestate.com.au for a small placement fee (in my case $499). If it comes to a sale, I owe them nothing!

I'm surprised people still pay agents those high commissions!

 

... and here it is!

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It doesn't matter who you are ...

Today is forever

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If there are places left where a man can grow old contentedly, it is on some such quiet, drowsy atoll, where today is forever and tomorrow never comes; where men live and die, feast and sorrow, while the winds and the waves play over wet sands and gleaming reefs", observed Julian Hillas (aka Julian Dashwood) in his book Today is Forever.

Julian Dashwood, or “Rakau” (the Maori word for wood), as he was known locally, was an eccentric Englishman born in 1899, who lived in the Cook Islands until his death on Mauke Island on September 5, 1970. He went to the Cook Islands in 1929 and became a trading store manager, having earlier been a schoolmaster in England, a farmer in South Africa, a rubber planter in Malaya, and a midshipman during World War I.

Julian Dashwood during his short but eventful career as a Minister in the first Cook Islands Government in the 1960s from which he resigned after being convicted on corruption charges.

The book was originally published in the United States under the title Today is Forever, and then in an English version under the title South Seas Paradise, which is understood to have been much edited and abbreviated.

South Seas Paradise begins in Sydney in 1929 where the author, with an incompatible wife in tow called Winifred, was on his beams ends, and one of more than 100,000 unemployed.

A silent movie, White Shadows in the South Seas, moved him to sell his last remaining asset, a decrepit car, and buy a steamer ticket to Tahiti. When the steamer sailed, Winifred was left behind (he later divorced her from Rarotonga for the sum of $1.58) and Dashwood decided to “remedy a lack of appreciation shown by the war office some years previously” by adopting the rank of captain.

On reaching Rarotonga, this self-confessed bounder met an old friend, James Carfax-Foster (later of Fiji), whom he had last seen in Constantinople “organising a football game on the floor of a night club and insisting that the White Russian hostess take part.” Carfax-Foster invited him to visit a plantation he was running at the far end of the island, and Dashwood wound up running the place himself instead of going to Tahiti. His self-adopted captain’s rank helped him to bluff officialdom into permitting him to stay. He subsequently made a living by trapping rats and collecting a bounty from the Administration – delivering the rats whole, and very dead, when officialdom refused to accept only their tails; and by serving in a Rarotonga store.

Then he spent an idyllic year on Rakahanga atoll in the Northern Cooks – a place "where today is forever, and tomorrow never comes”, and where he wrote a novel called I know an Island, which is his only other published book. As he said, 'I spent a year on Rakahanga and put on 18 pounds, which I lost again within six months of leaving. I developed a marvellous appetite and have never felt better than I did during that period.'

Escape from the bonds of utter conformity was relatively brief for this Errol Flynn with literary talents as he acquired Kopu - one of the few authentic virgins in the northern group of the islands. Her unused status was due in part to her being secretary of the Seventh Day Adventists: he had to marry her to change it. A large and shimmering woman who weighed 200 pounds on the copra scale and had the kind of big gracefulness that Gauguin captured so well on canvas.

Mauke from the air

He built a home on his wife’s ancestral property on Mauke. He mentioned the property in one of his letters to a former customer in 1961, and it’s quoted here:

“Yes, am still running a trading-store for a firm with its head office over in Rarotonga, a few years ago a much bigger and better premises was built. At the same time building myself a pretty large home down on wife’s ancestral land near the lagoon, a couple of miles from the store. The house covers about 2000 square feet and there is over half an acre of lawn. Paid for the whole thing out of shell sales. In mentioning that fact am possibly inviting a somewhat sour smile on your part as one of the contributors to the new residence.”

Shell collecting was both his hobby and his business. He worked out a co-operative deal with the natives and they enthusiastically went to work collecting shells for him. But then he became bored and left for Auckland, where he opened a little shell store. After three months he knew the dizzy pace of civilization was not for him and returned to the atoll.

In 1958 the battery went dead on his shortwave radio, his only contact with the outside world, and he was frantic for a while, wondering what the world was up to. Then he found he didn't really care.

Not long after another crisis arose. The natives got tired of collecting shells, and his trade, carried on by the four ships a year which call at the atoll, came to an end. No matter what he offered them, they refused. After all, what good was money on an island without a store and where everything they ate, drank or wore was in natural abundance.

Finally, he had an idea. He sent to Auckland for a movie projector and some old films. At the first showing the natives went wild over them. But on the night of the next show he stood at the door and told them the price of admission was a penny. Of course, no one had a penny. The economic dilemma was quickly solved, he wrote in Today is Forever. He paid them a penny a week to collect shells and they paid it back to him to see the movies. -

Graves of Julian Dashwood and his wife Kopu outside their derelict house on Mauke - more pictures of the house here

High on the list is the author’s account of his highly profitable life as a “pox doctor’s clerk” during a visit to Tahiti in the 1930s. Another highlight is a side-splitting account of the visit of New Zealand’s vice-regal pair, Lord and Lady Galway.

'To the atolls and islands of the Pacific the storm tides of Civilisation have brought many strange objects, and seeds of greed and disease, carried by the angry winds of Progress, have infected the peoples of Polynesia. The swan-song of a race is now being sung, and the tragedy lies, not so much in the singing, but that it is so often mistaken for a paean of praise of those responsible for the calamity. In 'White natives' I have held up a mirror to faces and places, which although fictitious in themselves, might easily find counterparts in almost any group of South Sea islands.' Julian Hillas

Throughout the book are many acute observations on Polynesian life as the author sees it and some brilliant pearls of Dashwoodian philosophy, which clearly explain how the author has managed to live where he has all those years and to enjoy every minute of it. Thoreau's words of wisdom, "A man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone", were certainly part of it.

The book is still a very popular read after all these years, even though it is hard to find.

 

P.S. Samoa had Robert Louis Stevenson and Tahiti had Paul Gauguin. The Cook Islands, in addition to Julian Dashwood, had Robert Dean Frisbie, a Californian writer who, in the late 1920s, sought refuge from the hectic world of post-war America and made his home on Pukapuka. Eventually, loneliness, alcohol and disease overcame Frisbie but not before he had written sensitively of the islands in numerous magazine articles and books. His eldest daughter, Johnny, is also a writer and has produced a biography of her family titled "The Frisbies of the South Seas". Another fugitive from the metropolis of London was Ronald Syme, founder of the pineapple canning enterprise on Mangaia and author of "Isles of the Frigate Bird" and "The Lagoon is Lonely Now". And, of course, everybody knows Tom Neale's "An Island to Oneself", in which he describes his yeras spent on Suwarrow.

 

 

White Shadows in the South Seas

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This is the movie that induced Julian Dashwood to escape to the islands. Filmed on location in Tahiti, WHITE SHADOWS IN THE SOUTH SEAS is a superlative work. Loosely based on a 1919 book by Frederick O'Brien, the film charts the denigration of the South Sea islands and its denizens thanks to the intervention of white civilization.

Monte Blue plays a alcoholic doctor who is disgusted by the negative effects of European colonization. He sails away to an island still untouched by "white shadows", where he falls in love with native girl Raquel Torres. Enchanted by the idyllic lifestyle of the islanders, Blue reacts with horror when he sees a group of white men sailing into view, bringing their usual seductive trinkets of alcohol and cigarettes. Attempting to quell the invasion, Blue is killed. As her island falls victim to civilization, Raquel mourns over her lover's grave.

Gorgeously photographed, WHITE SHADOWS IN THE SOUTH SEAS is a masterful blend of drama and documentary.

 

Another Seven Years in Tibet

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Cover of 1956 documentary

 

8 years ago on this day, Heinrich Harrer, a swashbuckling explorer who told of his magical life of conquering the world's highest peaks and tutoring the young Dalai Lama when Tibet seemed as exotic as Mars, only to have news of his Nazi past mar his final years, died in Friesach in his native Austria, aged 93.

We've all seen the 1997 Brad Pitt version in which Harrer is hailed as a 'German hero', and replies "Thank you, but I'm Austrian". To have said that in 1939 would have been extremely bold, since Austria had been part of Greater Germany since the Anschluss of April 1938. In his book, Harrer says nothing about any such remark. Harrer at the train station in 1939 appears hostile to the Nazi Party, taking their flag with reluctance wheras the real-life Heinrich Harrer was a committed Nazi Schutzstaffel officer.

Heinrich Harrer was born on July 6, 1912, at Hüttenberg, Austria, near the Alps, and grew up mountain-climbing and skiing. The son of a postman, he majored in geography and physical education at Graz University. He won a place on the Austrian Olympic ski team in 1936, and the next year won the downhill race in the world students' championship.

After he and three companions climbed the Eiger, he joined an expedition to climb Nanga Parbat, a 26,600-foot peak in what is now Pakistan. When World War II began, the British captured them and confined them, as Germans and Austrians, to a prison camp.

While he was in captivity, he and his wife divorced. Harrer is survived by their son, Peter, as well as his third wife, the former Katharina Haarhaus.

Harrer escaped from the camp after several attempts. He, a companion and a yak took 20 months to reach Tibet. It was the only avenue of escape, one that would have been impossible to all but trained mountaineers.

They arrived in Lhasa on Jan. 15, 1946, and squatted in the courtyard of a wealthy citizen who welcomed them. They evaded another order to leave by making themselves useful; Harrer worked as a gardener, his friend as an engineer.

The Dalai Lama, then a 10-year-old god king, looked down from his palace and observed Mr. Harrer teaching ice-skating to Tibetans, who called the new sport "walking on knives." Harrer soon became a government employee with responsibilities that included translating foreign news and directing a flood control project. He received a salary, a home and stable and several servants.

He became the Dalai Lama's tutor when he was 37 and his pupil was 14, teaching him about topics ranging from Soviet politics to how a jet engine works. The young man was an eager student: Harrer wrote in his book that when he assigned him 10 sentences to translate, he routinely did 20. The two discussed Buddhism and Western science incessantly.

When Chinese troops invaded Tibet in 1951, Harrer crossed into India by way of Sikkim, shortly before the Dalai Lama himself had to flee. The two met periodically over the years, but the Dalai Lama did not learn of Mr. Harrer's Nazi past until it appeared in the news.

The Dalai Lama told his friend that if his conscience was clear, he had nothing to fear, The Independent, the London newspaper, reported. Harrer said that it was.

Much of this is contained in the 1956 documentary of the same name as the glamourised Brad Pitt version.

 


A delightful little book

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I had already read Mitch Albom's Tuesdays with Morrie and The Five People You Meet in Heaven, and so I simply couldn't resist his latest offering, The Time Keeper. And I wasn't disappointed.

It's all about the use and the meaning of the word "time". We use so many phrases with it. Pass time. Waste time. Kill time. Lose time. In good time. About time. Take your time. Save time. A long time. Right on time. Out of time. Mind the time. Be on time. Spare time. Keep time. Stall for time. There are as many expressions with "time" as there are minutes in a day.

But once, there was no word for it at all. Because no one was counting. But then time became an industry. Man divided the world into zones so that transportation could be accurately scheduled. Trains pulled away at precise moments; airplanes pushed their engines to ensure on-time arrivals. People awoke to clanging alarms. Businesses adhered to "hours of operation". Every factory had a whistle. Every classroom had a clock. "What time is it?" became one of the world's most common questions, found on page one of every foreign-language instruction book. What time is it? Qué hora es? Skol'ko syejchas vryemyeni?

Read the book. If you have the time.

 

The ebay of real estate

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Remember when Mark Twain's trickster-hero Tom Sawyer is given the irksome chore of whitewashing his auntie's fence? Tom would much prefer to let someone else do it. To achieve that, he pretends to enjoy the job so much that his friends want some of the fun. They beg Tom to let them help, to paint a few strokes at least. Tom refuses, then finally gives in - on the condition that his friends pay him for the privilege of painting the fence.

Tom Sawyer's innocent con game has become the big business model of the twenty-first century. It's called GOOGLE, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and ebay. And now www.realprivate.com.au!

The genius of them all is what is respectfully called user-generated content. All are founded on the premise that users will do all the "work" and even pay for the privilege.

Statistics show that over 70% of buyer enquiries come from online property websites, the biggest being www.realestate.com.au. Access to this website is jealously guarded by commission-charging real estate agents who are the only ones allowed to advertise on it.

www.realprivate.com.au are licensed real estate agents who, for a small fee, allow private sellers to present and sell their homes directly on www.realestate.com.au without paying any further commission. How do they do it? They get the private sellers to conduct their own property inspections - after all who is better qualified or knows their property better than the sellers?

The www.realprivate.com.au website has already sold 1177 properties and another 558 currently listed for sale (including mine). At an average listing fee of $500, that's $867,500 for letting other people whitewash their fence!

Tom Sawyer, eat your heart out!

 

P.S. I may not be able to write anything for the next few days as the wife has asked me to assist her in organising a one-day seminar for the NWICOE - see here.

What price paradise?

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Cyclone Ian moving towards Vava'u and Ha'apai in Tonga

 

In an age of anxiety men seek a refuge. Because of some deep urge, constant throughout history, troubled men traditionally dream of islands, possibly because the smallness of an island invites the illusion that here the complexities of continental societies can be avoided, or at least controlled. This is a permanent, world-wide dream.

When the island chosen for refuge happens to lie in the South Pacific, a colourful body of romance often helps to make the idea of escape an absolute obsession. Then, if the chosen island is reputed to contain lovely and uninhibited girls, the obsession is apt to degenerate into a monomania. And if the girls are Polynesians, the dreamer is truly lost.

... Citizens of many nations who have grown weary of atomic bombs, dictators, taxes and neurasthenia ... are united in their conviction that only in the fabled islands of the South Seas can they find the fulfillment that their own society denies them. Were each of the islands a continent, there would still be insufficient room for the defeated people of the world who require refuge.

In the 1930s there was in Australia a learned gentleman who clearly foresaw that a great war was about to break over the world. He had no desire to participate in this foolish war, but he had to conclude from his studies that Europe was going to explode and that the resulting fires would involve Africa and much of Asia. With extraordinary clairvoyance he deduced that Australia, left unprotected because the military men were preoccupied with Europe, would surely become a temptation to Asia and would probably be overrun.

Wishing to avoid such a debacle, he spent considerable time in determining what course a sensible man should follow if he wanted to escape the onrushing cataclysm. He considered flight into the dead heart of Australia, but concluded that although he could probably hide out in that forbidden region, life without adequate water would be intolerable. Next he contemplated removal to America, but dismissed this as impractical in view of the certainty that America would also be involved in the war.

Finally, by a process of the most careful logic, he decided that his only secure refuge from the world's insanity lay on some tropical island. He reasoned, "There I will find adequate water from the rains, food from the breadfruit and coconut trees, and fish from the lagoons. There will be safety from the airplanes which will be bombing important cities. And thanks to the missionaries, the natives will probably not eat me."

Fortified with such conclusions, he studied the Pacific and narrowed his choice of islands to the one that offered every advantage: remoteness, security, a good life, and a storm cellar until the universal hurricane had subsided.

Thereupon, in the late summer of 1939, one week before Germany invaded Poland, this wise Australian fled to his particular South Pacific refuge. He went to the almost unknown island of Guadalcanal --- which, as we now know, saw some of the bloodiest fighting in WWII.

In 1970 I lived in Rabaul in New Guinea where I worked for a firm of chartered accountants. I stayed there for barely a year but another accountant, working for the same firm, was destined never to leave. For him the old aphorism came true that "if you spend more than five years in New Guinea you were done for, you'd never be able to get out, your energy would be gone, and you'd rot there like an aged palm."

Rabaul, built on the edge of a flooded volcano, was completely destroyed in 1994 by the falling ash of a major volcanic eruption. My accounting-colleague had to flee the town and lost everything as did another friend who had settled in nearby Nonga.

And now, it seems, my good friend Horst is sitting right in the path of Cyclone Ian which is bearing down on Tonga's northern islands of Vava'u and Ha'apai with winds of 200 kilometres an hour, gusting up to 290 kilometres an hour.

Ian is a slow moving cyclone, which leads to greater destruction, and heavy rain, thunderstorms, flash flooding, heavy swells and sea flooding are also expected. It's the first in this cyclone season, which runs from November to March, but already it has been categorised as the worst in fifty years.

Horst's native hut on the beach of Uiha Island

Like other people who in their days of hope or torment fled to their obscure Guadalcanals, where, they were convinced, perpetual ease and fulfillment awaited them, so Horst has lived his dream for the past nineteen years in a flimsy hut on the tiny island of Uiha.

I hope he and his flimsy hut, built on a tiny coral head in the middle of nowhere, will survive Cyclone Ian.

 

Opportunity shop knocks!

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Even during my restless years, I belonged to several book clubs, including Reader's Digest and TIME-LIFE, whose publications cost the usual $29.95 (plus postage & handling) which then was a week's housekeeping money (or the cost of a lavish dinner-for-two to which I never treated myself).

When it was time to relocate, I would put the books into boxes (which cost money) and the boxes into storage (which cost more money).

Then, twenty years later, when all my travelling was done, I got the boxes out of storage, only to discover that many of those books I had so carefully boxed and stored, could be bought at an op-shop for 10 cents, or perhaps 20 cents, but never more than a dollar. (And ditto for all those vinyls, those fragile black things handled with kid gloves lest they got scratched. They are on sale now, unscratched, for just ten cents!)

If I had my time over again, I would buy nothing new as I can hardly image a world without op shops. Generally staffed by kindly older ladies, they're little rays of sunshine amidst the primarily drab and boring shopping experiences of the twenty-first century. Apart from large, wildly expensive department stores like David Jones and Myers, where else can you go that sells such a wide variety of goods? If you're lucky the ladies might even offer you a cuppa and a biscuit.

Throughout history people have always worn second hand clothes and treasured pre-loved things. In most families (and my family in particular!), younger siblings (and I was the youngest!) have long been the recipients of their older sisters' and brothers' hand-me-down clothes, while donating unwanted garments and household paraphernalia to the needy has been practiced by those who are more privileged. While once upon a time such benevolence was generally practiced informally, over the last several decades shops dedicated to selling pre-loved wares have sprung up in cities and towns, large and small, all around Australia.

I can't remember when I discovered my first op shop. I remember once seeing a funny shop with funny-looking people going in and out but it was quite some time later, when op shops had gone mainstream and into main street, that I entered a store which had that peculiar odour created by used clothing and household items within.

In days gone by, if I needed a new belt to accommodate that expanding waistline, I would have gone into a men's wear store and happily paid $20. These days, I go into an op shop and choose from a range of real leather belts with real brass buckles, and never pay more than a dollar. As for books, I have found books I never knew existed and never paid more than a dollar for them.

Once such treasures are discovered, it boosts one’s endorphin levels, thus creating euphoria which can last for hours or days, depending on the perceived value of the find (and relative purchase price). A word of warning though: repeated discoveries of this nature will lead to the addiction of op shopping!

Luckily, I am not alone when I go for my op shop fix. Just look at ilovetoopshop.blogspot.com.au or opaholic.blogspot.com.auor opshopmama.blogspot.com.au or ayearattheopshop.blogspot.com.au or ... - come on, do your own GOOGLEing!

There are even organised op shopping tours - see www.opshoptours.com.au - and a nation-wide register of op shops.

And here is a trailer of a seven-minute short film that captures the essence of the op shop culture that Australians have come to love:

It's an endearing portrait of three spirited elderly ladies who come across an unusual donated object in an op shop, and each goes through a journey of self discovery as they try to decipher the purpose of the object. The film brings strings of surprises and abundance of humour, a familiar scenario which op shop volunteer workers and shopper alike encounter with their daily discoveries of quirky donated goods.

When the going gets tough, the tough go op shopping!

 

Passing the hat for Horst Berger in cyclone-devastated Tonga

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Cyclone Ian has totally devastated the tiny island group of Ha'apai in Tonga. The Austrian Horst Berger lives there on the even tinier island of Uiha. Or, rather, he 'lived' there, past tense, because there won't be much left of his small hut which was right in the path of cyclone Ian. And what the 250km/hr cyclone didn't blow away, the storm surge would have washed away.

Just how big a catastrophe this worst-in-fifty-years cyclone has been won't be known for weeks, if not months, as all communications are down, including the postal service which is terribly slow and inefficient even at the best of times.

Horst mentioned in his last letter - which took two months to get here! - that he would be saving up for a set of dentures in the new year. They cost $500 which he simply hasn't got and I had already thought of taking up a collection for them.

However, after this cyclone, he'll need a lot more than just a pair of dentures: his hut will be gone as will be most, if not all, of his meagre belongings.

I don't know how many good-hearted and generous people are out there who may want to give Horst a bit of a hand and donate some money with which to finance the rebuilding of his hut. I hope there will be many.

I will collect all donations in my PayPal account and remit them to Horst via Western Union when communications have been re-established. You don't need your own PayPal account to make a donation. Simply go to the PayPal website and send your donation to my email address

riverbend@batemansbay.com

It's quick and simple. I am sure that Horst will be thankful for every cent, not only because it will help him financially but also because it gives him much needed moral support to carry on.

All incoming donations will be recorded on this blog. My own contribution is already there:

 

1) Peter Goerman AUS$200
2) Chris Jefferies, Canada AUS$20
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